“All Malayalees,” I once told my wife while she was poring through a horoscope, “go by the horoscopes for arranging their offsprings’ marriage. Yet Malayalees hold the record for the highest number of family suicides – killing the children and the wife, and then the husband hanging himself”,.

If that is what happens after they consult the horoscope,” retorted my wife, “think what the suicide figures would be if they didn’t consult any.”

Her logic could be applied to any happening. Look what happened in Iraq even after Bush attacked it and ended Saddam’s reign. Imagine how more terrible it would be if he hadn’t done that social service to the world, never mind that the stupid United Nation had voted against it. The Pundits had carried out many homams and yagams for BJP win (in 2012 elections for seven Vidhan Sabhas). BJP lost, true, but if those sacred rituals were not performed imagine how the party could have been wiped out! Two years later, heralding the emergence of the saviour of Hindutva, Narendra Damodar Modi and the permanent eclipse of the Prime-Minister-In-Waiting LK Advani, the same party won elections for the centre – astrologists could always say that was what they meant when they predicted victory.

Astrologers admit that they did not predict this years’ probable drought. Right into the middle of July, they still can’t predict that. It is not clear how many homes of astrologers were washed away during the man-made deluge of 2018 in the same State. Even that catastrophe was not seen as a foreboding for the next floods that washed away human lives and wealth in 2019. Always wiser by experience, at least some astrologers might predict a flood in the year 2020in vague terms.  The weatherman has been marginally more accurate in places, very precise in others. If weather forecasts can go wrong and yet you find them useful, why not life forecasts? If you think meteorology is a science, why would you not give that status to this ancient divining system of ours?

Astrologers did not predict the great tsunami of 2004. Many of them said they did, after it occurred. They didn’t predict Indira Gandhi’s or Rajiv Gandhi’s assassination. They wrote to Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi in secret letters, some claimed later. It was not their fault if the mother and son were not there to confirm that they did.

South Indian swamis are great astrologers, as are Pundits from (or allegedly from) Varanasi. They strut about with certificates issued by Chief Ministers, central ministers, judges and all those Very Insolent Persons  – summarily and rather derisively known as the VIPs.

I am convinced that the bearer of this letter, Shri Tiruvadigal So-and-so is a bonafide astrologer. He had predicted the most important events of my life. I will recommend him to anyone who is interested in his scientific predictions”, said a letter of certificate typed on a Chief Minister’s letterhead bearing the state logo. The  Swamy in saffron clothes  who brought it for me to see and be impressed had his name preceded by “Thiruvadigal” printed on his calling card. Somewhat like Sri-Sri preceding another godman’s name, Tiruvadigal meant sacred bodies (stated in plural for additional respect). Who found his sweaty and slightly smelly body – despite the sandalwood paste on his forehead and throat and ashes smeared on his upper arms- sacred, I could not tell. .

Did you tell the Ex-CM who wrote this letter when he would die?”, I asked the sacred body after he sat down and folded his legs atop the seat of the visitor’s chair.

Chi-chi,” said the soothsayer, holding his ears as if in penance for hearing those blasphemous words.

“His children and son-in-law have cheated him, and he is going through the house of Saturn, which has bad effects on him. But he will come out of the Saturn house by September next year, live a long life and be Chief Minister two more times. I even see the possiblility of his becoming the Prime Minister if only this Planet could move away from the house of that,” he said.

I asked him if he had a radio at home. He had a colour television, gifted by a grateful Deputy Inspector General of Police whose  promotion and birth of a boy child he had predicted, he said.

Then go home quickly and watch the news,” I told him.

The ex-chief minister had died that morning of a heart attack.

A few charlatans do walk around and cheat people, you might say. Does that mean astrology is all wrong?

Of course not. Late Khushwant Singh the writer once recounted that he was such a charlatan himself who got away with accolades. When he was the editor of the Illustrated Weekly of India, he fired the regular weekly astrologer who was asking for more money presumably because of the many readers’ letters that praised his predictions. For the next several months, Khushwant Singh wrote the predictions himself, picking up astrological phrases from here and there. More letters poured in, congratulating the astrologer for his accurate predictions.

I think I have an idea how astrology was born. Perhaps it happened 2500-odd years ago, or even 5000- you never can see that far nor trust the legend-makers of this Country. There probably  was a Rishi – a professor or researcher or writer of those days were respectfully called Rishis  or even Maharishis – who watched the progress of the celestial bodies night after night and took notes on dried strips of  palm leaf. He kept noting the dates and time of the rising of the sun and its setting, watched the moon, noted over the years;  and  the effects of the moon on tides, frequency at which certain comets would appear and disappear, heavenly events like Lunar and solar eclipses and so on with as  much accuracy as he could tell without a timepiece. Since a profession was carried forward by inheritance, the Rishi’s son,  grandson and later generationstook up the observations in the decades that followed.

The Rishi’s ability to forecast such celestial events were based on statistical data collected over years – perhaps generations – and meticulous,  intelligent maintenance of records. He had no reason to believe that the earth (or the heaven, or the heaven and the underground Pathal ) was not the centre of the universe. He might have believed that or at least professed that Rahu devoured the moon on the day of the lunar eclipse and the same demonic reptile head ate up the sun on the Solar eclipse days.  Rahu’s head had no body beneath it, so the moon and the sun leaked through the neck and escaped, but the poison that leaked out in the process contaminated the air on earth. Such explanations are juicy like gossips and more acceptable for the public – who has time for uninteresting theories?  In this Country, there are people who still say that there is “scientific proof” that the air is poisoned by the eclipse and that one shouldn’t go out in the open when it is on. Nonetheless, those ancients did predict the eclipses with incredible precision.

I am rather certain that that’s how astrology originated in India. Those were the days Arab traders had not yet been accosted to behead or stone to death those who joined partners with their one-and-only God. So they carried the concept, along with the mathematical figure zero and the magic of ten-based counting  to their Countries and later into Europe. On a clear Arabian night you got out of your tent and looked up – and couldn’t help feeling a bonding with the brightly lit sky – the heavens – with not a single pillar to support it. So they decided that ideas of the  guys who lived on the other side of River Sindhu did make sense. From trusting Arabs,   astrology sailed  across the Mediterranean.  Europeans were rather primitive those days, but they had better ways of disseminating information even then.  and thus astrology went far and wide. You would notice that the twelve star signs (zodiacs) of European astrology are hardly different from those of the Indian original. In a reverse osmosis, European interpretation of the star signs have taken over the Indian concepts with computerized predictions. We humans are pattern-seekers, declared Michael Shermer, the eternal doubting Tom who edits the Skeptic magazine. The shifting positions of the celestial bodies  could be made to fit the changes in one’s fortune. How could one differentiate the effect of the planetary positions from one person’s fortune to that of another? By the date and time of birth. What a perfect fit.

Michel Nostradamus, the most famous of all European astrologers, mixed Biblical prophesies and the Asian astrology of Planets quite adeptly, a technique that carried conviction to the most devout Catholics who otherwise would have branded Nostradamus (a Jew by ancestry) as heretic and hanged him. Nostradamus’ obscure predictions for the ten centuries starting with the 16th are being interpreted by modern  “experts” and have become subjects of hundreds of learned books. When Saddam attacked Kuwait, they said “,Ha, Nostradamus told you so.” Nostradamus told about Bush’s attack on Afghanistan (though Nostradamus did not know the existence of any country beyond Persia) and the murder of Saddam. Just hold the predictions at arm’s length and start interpreting it to suit the occasion. Never ask what good did his predictions do.

Going back to the MahaRishi or Rishis  who charted the course of stars and planets 2500 or 5000 years ago, one of those many kings in India called for the sage who was making accurate predictions about solar and lunar eclipses and the flying in and flying out of comets.

If you can predict the future of all those gods,” said the king, (for stars and planets were all gods or at least venerable rishis themselves – the Saptarshis and the venerable navagrahas -nine planets – who are still worshiped and still hold pride of place in temples) “You can also predict my future.”

I imagine that the Rishi was not so naive as to admit that he had the variables to predict the movement of stars, but not enough data to predict the future of the King. He would certainly be beheaded. So I suppose the sage sat down to draw a chart with 12 segments of thirty degrees each. He called them Lion (because the kings identify themselves with lion), Virgin (because that was the kings’ staple nocturnal diet), Balance (for king’s concept of justice), scorpion (there had to be a villain), Bow (His highness’ favourite weapon) and so on. The period in which the king was born, he said, was the period of the lion (what else). Then he connected the zodiacs with the nine “stars” that he had observed – which were not really stars, but planets plus the sun and the moon. His “calculations” arrived at the convenient result that the king would reign over the land for many, many years and that the crops would flourish, his harem would continue to grow and that he would win over all his enemies and capture their land wealth and beautiful women .

If the king actually died the same day or next year, to the joy of  the prince who ascended the throne, the astrologer could explain that he knew all along that the old boy’s end was imminent, and that he was actually waiting for this day when the new glorious young prince would ascend the throne. A clever astrologer was always rewarded and seldom beheaded. That was also the case with the great European astrologer called Nostradamus whom King Henry appointed him the Court diviner.

Though Nostradamus neither knew of India nor ever included it in his predictions, his groveling letter to King Henry II of Nostadamus lost bookFrance is a fine reflection of ancient Indian literature and obscure predictions. None of his predictions in that letter appears to have come true; like most Europeans of those days (apart from Ionians – the Yavanas ) and Americans of today, Nostradamus knew no Countries east of Persia. A reputed physician who healed many afflicted with plague, he couldn’t foresee the death of his wife and beloved daughter with the same disease. Nonetheless, he is said to have predicted the death of King Henry thus: .

         The young lion will overcome the older one,
         On the field of combat in a single battle;
         He will pierce his eyes through a golden cage,
         Two wounds made one, then he dies a cruel death.
(Century 1, Quatrain 35)

How was the king to know that this could later be interpreeted as the prophesy of his own death? He probably thought it was many years later when he lay in bed, grievously wounded and partially blinded from a duel with a younger Montgomery. Obscure words of prophesy come to sound true when you relate them to a random event that takes place later. You might also relate something that happened in your life to a vague description of things (which you could attribute to the guy next in line as well) and voluntarily accept that the statement sounds true. Either way, the astrologer wins and takes the cash.

Man – every man whether the Pope or the parishioner, the preacher or the atheist, capitalist or socialist – is ever in need to know what lay in store for him or her the next moment, the next day, the next many years. Somewhat like the pilot wanting to know the weather ahead. An hour before my writing this (in 21012), Pinarayi Vijayan, a controversial State Secretary of the Communist Party (and an avowed non-believer), was asked by the journalists what was going to happen to him after the Central committee meeting that would decide his fate in the party.

It was raining hard when I came in”, said Vijayan. “And that is a good omen.” Aren’t we all looking for good omens all the time? Incidentally the omen proved to be good for Vijayan while for his rival, the Chief Minister who walked in in the same rain, it turned out to be ominous.

If you believe (as most believed then and believe still) that there is a predictable pattern for the flow of events in life, there had to be variables that determined that pattern. The ancient astrologer of the 6th Century AD –  Aryabhata – आर्यभटा aryabhata-crp (not Aryabhatta) the mathematician-or Varahamihira his contemporary -recorded that the earth rotated around its axis and that the planetary luminescence was mere reflections of sun’s light.  Based on that knowledge he devised formulae to work out the yearly almanacs. Aryabhata is even said to have calculated the circumference of the earth in “Yojanas” that is said to correspond to the correct value in kilometers today. Aryabhata and Varahamihira were the original avatars of Einstein and Stephen Hawking. They produced empirical treatises that were not juicy enough to sustain them. Nor  were such non-religious and sacrilegious findings fit to publish until the relatively secular (pro-Galileo) men from the West found them. But the precision of their predictions about celestial events carried conviction. To earn their sustenance, they had to add something that were seemingly more juicy and useful to the public, and more importantly to the kings. If you can predict the stars, so can you predict one’s life. So the mathematician-astronomers also wrote treatises on astrology.

Remember Shakuntala Devi (1929-2013) of our recent  times. Her superb writings on the magic of arithmetical figures didn’t sell. Her amazing performances competing with computers and calculators  drew lesser and lesser crowds.   However she made  money by ‘calculating’ clients’ future.Shakuntala_Devi Her well-researched book ( The World of Homosexuals – the first of its kind at that time) on Homosexuality  went unnoticed by design.  Her abject loss in the 1980 election against Indira Gandhi in Medak constituency could easily  be predicted by anyone except herself.  The best and only true part of her prediction regarding Indira Gandhi was that the latter was out to fool the public. She advertised supposedly accurate astrological predictions, and there was a flow of future-seekers to her house. Google honoured her 84th (post demise) birthday in recognition of her mathematical genius, not astrological predictions.

Einstein would not have had to travel by public bus to his teaching assignment if only he followed his theories Einstein speed of light limitof Relativity with a more widely readable “Electrodynamics of Human Horoscope and theory of Astral Futuristics” or something that sounded just as sweet.

As I said, I am willing to assume that the ancient writers of astrology based their predictions on careful observations of cause and effect. They went around calculating the position of planets when they heard that a child was born, and then carefully recorded the child’s mental and material progress. If you do that for a hundred, or thousand children, and if you truly believe that the variables (position and relative angles of planets etc. as you see them two-dimensionally from the Earth) are somehow linked to the pattern of a person’s growth, and if you are one of those high-level prodigies like Aryabhata or Varahamihira, then you could sincerely, and without any doubt in your own mind, chalk out the pattern that emerges for the future generations of astrologers to base their predictions on. You might not dwell  too much on how well the variables and the observed results connected. Quite a few modern-day astrologers who base their work on such learned treatises are not charlatans – they believe in what they do. If they really arrived at their prediction charts from statistical observations by derived formulae (as scientists and engineers do), you must admit that that kind of astrology might be science. It could be, if it wasn’t for the fact that they computed unrelated data to arrive at a conclusion.

How can you blame them? Modern day medical scientists might pick 28 men (or women) and give them apricots for breakfast. They would then pick up another 28 and give them orange for breakfast. After six months (or two years, if you will) they would conduct a survey with the first 28 apricot eaters of whom 7 stated that yes, apricot had a positive effect on their sex lives. .22 of the orange eaters stated that no, they found no change. Only three of them affirmed positive effect and the rest were neutral. Findings? Apricots are 34.75 % more effective in sexual performance than orange. You might say that there is no reason for you to believe that apricots of oranges might be aphrodisiacs; the so-called researchers simply invented a non-existent relation for the sake of their PhD. Not ones to split hairs, the sexologists who read the findings in the medical journal would start advising their losers-in-bed patients to eat more apricots and less oranges. The “findings” of the ancients and their formulae and charts are just as related to the flow of your life.

Let us admit there are many things about the universe that we do not know. I cannot deny the possibility that the cosmic bodies have some effect on each of us human being. There might even be difference in their effect on an individual body depending on the colour and thickness of one’s skin, race, perhaps blood type, physical strength and so on. I could even admit there is a chance that these effects might determine the length of one’s life (subject to other closer variables like your nicotine addition and the D-company finding out your earning figures), but I can’t understand how that would decide on your wedding date and compatibility in marriage. In any case, horoscope writers of Kerala have got it all wrong – unless their very intention was to prepare men and women for collective suicides. The image alongside is one of  television astrologer Radhakrishnan. Astrologer RadhakrishnanInterestingly, the Malayalam channel Asianet that telecasts his predictions for phone-in customers disowns any responsibility for the predictions. Malayalis are great believers in astrology regardless of their religion – Hindu, Christian or Muslim. Malayalam movies often eulogize the accuracy of astrological predictions.  Dates of wedding, entering a new house, launching a new movie or a book are all determined by the nearest available astrologer.

Today we know, thanks to a man called Newton (or no-thanks to someone else would have come in his place some day and discovered it anyway) that all bodies with mass possess a gravitational force. (Einstein showed it is really no mysterious force that pull objects without any connection, but really the result of a time-space warpage around heavy objects. For this discussion, however, that refinement is not important). The earth’s gravitational force is very obvious because you stand on it, and the moon’s is seen when you watch the tides. Then there is the sun, an incredibley massive-nuclear-fusion bomb 332,900 times heavier in mass than our lowly earth, but too distant to have visible gravitational pull on our small masses, but big enough to keep the earth by an invisible  yo-yo string in its orbit. We can easily predict the future of a child who is born in a sunless world – she wouldn’t live. So the sun assures you of a future life. If there was no moon in our orbit, our earth would have found its equilibrium in another orbit and that might not have been good enough for the living beings of the current kind occupying this planet. What about the other planets, the distantUniverse stars, the constellations and all other celestial bodies? We don’t know. Perhaps they have some effects too, on us – a little like they say El Nino has an effect on rains in the Indian subcontinent. But the effect of the sun or the moon does not look at the day time and place in which you were born to scald or soothe your skin. In other words, the  position of the planets might have a cumulative, but minimal effect on a particular patch of the earth and the lives living on that part for a particular time, but there is no reason for us to believe that this effect could be discriminatory among different individuals based on their birth charts.

Professional astrologers carry  a huge bag of easy tricks. Suppose you call the astrologer in October. He knows that you wouldn’t call for any reason other than some trouble. This is what he would tell you : “You’ve been through a bad patch in your life for the last few years. This will change on November 17th,  You are convinced : the Pandit is right, you’ve been through really bad times, and he knows it, now when he gives you hope of a brighter future,he has to be right. Your age, name (which often gives away your caste in India), your voice and refinement in speech gives the charlatan several clues. In your enthusiasm, you’re likely to blurt out many information that would bounce back on you as his predictions.The probability of your being wrong is at its worst 50%.  Suppose, a-la-Nostradamus you make a slightly ambiguous and conditional prediction like : “I see five children being born for you. But if you go in for family planning– well, that is different, I see two kids”. (That was what an astrologer in Delhi told my wife who was duly amazed) You improve the probability to 98% – for definitely not more than 2% will be infertile or stay unmarried. If you talk to a rich or middle class  Hindu or Sikh or Christian (one reason why the astrologer would ask the guy’s ‘gotra’ unless he can guess it from his or her name), he could safely predict two children and be right by up to, say, 80%. If the fortune-seeker is a poor Muslim, or a peasant from the UP-Bihar belt, the astrologer might need to be more careful. Careful to check on the level of  his affluence, the clothes he wears, if he wears a beard without mustache or mustache without a beard, and so on before making the two-child prediction. If I were asked by a poor young and illiterate farmer from the North, I would predict five children for him and hit the nail on the head more than 60% times. Now you know why face readers are more accurate than horoscope interpreters.

My wife has got the horoscopes of my children written by the most famous soothsayers of that time. Because this planet is in the lap of the sun, the child would be a genius. At 17 years of age, Saturn would be in the house of the moon (or vice-versa, I don’t remember which),  he would be average in studies but good at sports. Jupiter having gone to another house he would be unintelligent, unstable of the mind. With Neptune in the realm of Jupiter, He would turn out to be a genius. Now whatever happens, the horoscope is right. Vagueness is the key to predictions.

A year after my son went back to the world of bliss and peace, my wife found an obscure passage that could be interpreted to be a prediction of a ‘calamity’ in  his life. I argue that death is no calamity to those who are gone; only to those who stayed back – like her and myself. Just before the election results, if you had told a politician: “Election results are not important. Whether you win or not, I see career advancement in your future.” and, after losing his deposit he is called up to be the governor of some unlucky state or put in charge of a commission for the next five years, he would be willing to send you a letter of recommendation. Nonetheless, many BJP candidates who were assured of victory in the 2012 elections  and trusting Congress  candidates who fought the 2014 elections bit the dust. I do not think that these people stopped believing in astrological predictions; they simply changed their astrologers to those who predicted a future win. Most of those from the Hindu BJP party who lost election in 2008 & 2012 won it back in 2014 – so the astrologer could always claim “I told you so”

Think of that great predictor and godman, Chandraswamy. Many years ago, he is said to have told Jimmy Carter’s mother that her son would become the President. And he did, which made Chandraswamy a globe-trotting soothsayer for the rich and famous. We would never know how many other American women were told the same thing. Only the predictions that came true are remembered, and the rest are forgotten. It is forgotten that he predicted Indo-Pak war in January 2015. However, the same godman could not predict what was going to happen to him after his benefactor-prime minister demitted office : prison sentence in Tihar, albeit for a short while.Chandraswamy He couldn’t predict Rajiv Gandhi’s assassination, but he got implicated in it. When porous statues of Ganpati were found drinking milk all over India (mine still does, but I have little milk to offer), they said it was Chandraswamy’s miracle. This same divine soothsayer predicted  that Rahul Gandhi would become the Prime Minister of India in 2009. Now, that was a clear-cut prediction. Rahul Gandhi, having led his party to disastrous results in 2019, has gone back to wilderness – where he obviously belongs.

But wait a minute, he also made another prediction: “The result of UP elections would be astonishing”. So if you are a true believer, you could quote the second prediction. It was astonishing for Congress because they made unexpected gains; It was astonishing for Mayawati because she could still retain her majority. Heads I win, tail you lose. What about his earlier prediction that “burning issues like terrorism would be sorted out in 2001”?. That year, terrorism carried out the most deaths in a single stroke using just two passenger planes. Be vague, Chandraswamy, your stars would rise again.

The greatest predictor of them all, the incarnation of God, or God himself,  Satya Saibabab, with a fan club (also called devotees) of over a million across the world,  had predicted in a public discourse that he would die at the age of 96. The old boy died twelve years too soon at the age of 84 in 2011.

In ancient Europe, as in India, astrologers and diviners of all kinds were called soothsayers. The soothsayers, being cleverer than the common folk, knew that sooth-saying all the time would be taken for boot-licking. So they also predicted bad tidings without defining time or space. Some of them predicted the end of the world and those predictions resulted in mass suicides. pre-date-end-1992The next prediction for world’s end and Anti-christ’s coming  (at the time of first writing this blog) was set for May 21, 2011, supposedly taken right out of the Holy Bible. Now, at the time of my  revision in 2015,  there is one for mass destruction by biological warfare in 2016 – not an impossibility unless it happens to be a convenient finding.

Others said, “In a decade of prosperity, when the Saturn goes visiting Venus’s house there will be untold calamity in the Country.” Show me a Country to which this prediction cannot be attributed. If you are not fond of Pakistan where so many assassinations of good and not-so-good men have taken place during the last few years,  you can safely predict the assassination of anyone in power or out of it and come out right. . Take care to to be particularly vague about the wily Musharraf now out of power.

The Holy Bible (as interpreted by some guy) or the equally popular Nostradamus as interpreted by another guy, Vastru Shastra and Fengshui take diametrically opposite sides when it comes to which direction your front door should be, and where the kitchen better be. Yet you would find interior decorators who swear by both – you take what you like. You ignore to notice that a row of villas (or slum houses) have their doors facing the same direction; but some of those flourish while some others crawl in debt, disease  or want

Forget the  stars. You have celebrity tarot card readers who find all about your future in a pack of cards, Numerolgists who tell you to add a K to the name of your movies and serials and an Exrtra J to your name, and you will find success. If you did find success, you could attribute it to the marvelous advice, otherwise don’t talk about it. Not a single movie that became a block buster had an additional alphabet to its name – nor did the great producers name their movies with the same lucky alphabet. Predictions and prayers are placebos – when things turn out for the better, you praise them. When they don’t, you forget them.

Astrology depends on predictable variables (like the position of Saturn the day after tomorrow afternoon with relation to some other planet and as seen from a particular location) but have no logical relation to the events that it is called upon to predict. Other forecasts depend on related variables – some predictable and some not-so-predictable (like Lehman Brothers going under and George Bush not lending a hand). Some others, like the weather forecasters, are not sure whether they have all the variables that determine the rainfall on Thursday, and not exactly on which town and over how many square kilometres the southerly wind would position a pregnant cloud, but send out a forecast any way. The effect of El Nino was discovered (if indeed it has any relation to the Indian monsoon at all) and was spoken about only a few years ago. Somehow, in the year 2011 when they reported that El Nino was getting stronger, the weather department also found that the monsoon was recovering. As more and more variables are taken into the equation, weather forecasts are becoming that much more accurate. As for the  variables that the astrologers  the “house” (millions of light years apart in width and depth) and “stars” that they take into ‘calculation’ just don;t seem to have any relationship to the equation to a thinking mind..

Indian astrology not only predicts personal calamities (who doesn’t get a death in the family in a decade?) but also tells you the way to forestall them. K. Karunakaran, formerly a Congress chief and later an unwanted prodigal returned to the fold, till he died never ventured into anything in ‘Rahukalam’ ( a one-and-a-half hour period at different times of the day in a week). He failed miserably as a chief minister four times; completed his term just once. His name is remembered mostly not for the Kochi airport he helped build, but as a cause for the violent death of a young college student at the hands of police.  In the meanwhile, his favourite son, an ambitious but clueless politician for whom Karunakaran put his reputation at stake, wanders in the political wilderness, often subjected to humiliation by his own party men and ridicule by the media.

JayalalithaaFormer actress Jayalalitha (who manipulates the spellings of her name according to numerologist persuasions), went by astrological counsel and presented an elephant to the Guruvayoor temple with much fanfare before the state elections. Jayalalita lost, and an avowed atheist, M. Karunanithi got the chief ministerial chair.  She won he succeeding election, but had to undergo a short stint in jail till a High Court came to her inexplicable  rescue.

In Karunakaran’s state, another atheist, V.S. Achuthandan became a Chief Minister in the musical chair politics of  Kerala. The only person in the Congress party in Kerala and outside is AK Anthony, a self-proclaimed atheist despite his Christian name and Syrian-Christian origin.

The positive prediction of Lalu Prasad Yadav’s gang of astrologers and pooja-pundits couldn’t get him back to the Railway Minister’s chair – the path they chartered went directly to Birsa Munda Central Jail. He is now on bail, and still runs his party, but cannot get a position of authority.  Anybody who knew Indian politics would have predicted that he would soon get out. Sadly for Rahul Gandhi, Chandaswamy could not persuade the stars to make him Prime Minister of India. Jayalalitha, one of the most blatantly  corrupt chief ministers known, was jailed by a civil court in Bangalore. Before marching in to the lockup, she had taken care to cozy-up to the  (then) future Prime Minister of India  and to assure her party’s support to him. The first person to congratulate her when she was released by the High Court was the Prime Minister who had moved from future to present. Some people see an oblique “Remember what I did for you” message in those words of felicitation. Interestingly, the person who lost his case by Jayalalitha’s victory was the Prime Minister’s own party man. Jayalalitha was later found guilty by the Supreme Court, but by then she was dead though her death at the age of 68 was not predicted by any astrologer. Nobody recounted the premature congratulations sent out by the Prime Minister who was supposed to be fighting corruption. The case against the dead person could not be pursued, but the Supreme Court levied a fine of Rs. 100 crore (A Billion Indian Rupees or US$ 15.3 Million) on her properties. Her close associate and partner in corruption, Sasikala, was jailed for a four-year term.

A Test Case

These are the predictions of Mr. Gurmeet Singh,  successfully practising ‘Vedic Astrology” for over 20 years in the United States with regard to the fate of Ms Jayalalitha:

May 11, 2015 : Ms Jayalalitha can expect some lucky period between September 2017 and October 2018 when Jupiter will be transiting Libra sign and will aspect the natal Mercury in Aquarius, while she will be in Mercury Bhukti in Jupiter mahadasha. Mercury Bhukti will be very auspicious for her.

Not too surprisingly, this prediction was made when Karnataka High Court had set aside her conviction and she was reinstated as the Chief Minister. Some three hundred people of the state committed suicide (mostly a played ploy by the party who paid Rs. 300,000 to the survivors of the dead) when she was incarcerated, but his finds no mention in the prediction. Lives of poor citizens mattered neither to the Chief Minister nor to her Prophet.

There was also no mention of her impending death in Dec. 2016 when the lucky period between September 2017 and June 2018 was prophesied. Even assuming that she would be alive during this period, it could scarcely have been lucky for her, because the Supreme Court while  reviewing the High Court judgment found her guilty of corruption, fined (after death) Rs. 100 crore – 15.3 million US Dollars – from her properties, and she would be unseated as an elected member and Chief Minister for at least the next 6 years if she were alive.

Jayalalitha was re-elected as Chief Minister earlier in May 2016, which asuspicious event I do not see mentioned among the predictions. In September 2016, she was admitted to hospital allegedly due to infection and dehydration. Suddenly, the astrologer is concerned about the longevity of the subject.

On October 14, when according to a disputed theory Jayalalitha was already dead or was dying, the astrologer prophesied:

Also in the month of June / July 2017 Ketu will transit natal Mercury in Aquarius sign, not good at all. In my opinion the period from January 25th 2017 to June 21st, 2017 is a very, very sensitive time for health and longevity for Jayalalitha. Let us see how this time will play out in her life.

So the sensitivity starts from January 25th to June 2017. Even officially, ailing Chief Minister Jayalalitha was dead on 4 December, 2016.

Probably not aware of what happened in the past and only obsessed with predicting the future, Mr. Gurmeet Singh wrote a day after her death on December 5th:

We can further pinpoint the sensitive time for her longevity between December 15 and January 15th, when Sun will transit the Sagittarius sign, the badhaka and marraka house (7th house) in the astrology chart. Some important events can happen during this period. As I have mentioned in my last update, that the time until June 21st, 2017 is a very very difficult time for Jayalalitha’s longevity.

By the way, there is no such thing as Vedic Astrology. There is no mention of Jyothisha or Jyothishis in the four Vedas. Astrology, like quack medicine, belongs to the realm of charlatanism. The charlatans in the Government, not too surprisingly,  have been demanding that astrology be introduced as a science subject in colleges.

So I safely predict that there will be at least a few secret Satis, 2700 bride burnings, 4900 child marriages, 10280 acid-throws on girls and 41370 rapes, 725 honour killings and unaccounted sodomies of juvenile  (and younger) boys and girls  in the Country this year. 200 men will complain about dowry-case harassment by women and there will be huge discussion and wailing on that injustice meted out to men on Twitter and Facebook.   I also predict shock results in the next election in India and even more shocking election of  another zombie in the United States. If those prophesies don’t turn out to be accurate, that would be because the earth shifted its axis during the intervening period or a couple of stars I counted on merged and became a black hole.

I am being just as specific as Chandraswamy and not as obscure as Nostradamus. If you prove my figures totally off the mark, I will check back revise my predictions



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